No, I'm not pregnant.
No, we aren't sisters.
No, we aren't married.
Yes, I've tried this thing I'm buying before; it's good.
Yes, I've tried this thing I'm buying before; it's good.
Yes, I buy toilet paper when I need it.
I got my reusable produce bags on the Internet, JUST GOOGLE IT LATER.
Yes, my feet are fine,
I got my reusable produce bags on the Internet, JUST GOOGLE IT LATER.
Yes, my feet are fine,
even though I know *you* couldn't wear flip-flops right now.
Yes, I'm getting enough protein,
even though you can't imagine not eating meat.
Yes, I'm an actual runner that runs and everything.
YES, I KNOW I'M WEARING A STOCKING CAP DESPITE WEATHER. THANK YOU.
YES, I KNOW I'M WEARING A STOCKING CAP DESPITE WEATHER. THANK YOU.
No, still not pregnant.
Just fat.
Fat forever.
-C McG
Meee too.
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