Sunday, October 11, 2015

Strangers


No, I'm not pregnant.
No, we aren't sisters.
No, we aren't married.

Yes, I've tried this thing I'm buying before; it's good.
Yes, I buy toilet paper when I need it.
I got my reusable produce bags on the Internet, JUST GOOGLE IT LATER.

Yes, my feet are fine, 
even though I know *you* couldn't wear flip-flops right now.
Yes, I'm getting enough protein,
even though you can't imagine not eating meat.
Yes, I'm an actual runner that runs and everything.

YES, I KNOW I'M WEARING A STOCKING CAP DESPITE WEATHER. THANK YOU.

No, still not pregnant.
Just fat.
Fat forever.

-C McG

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